Failure Inc.
A Department of Inevitable Results
Welcome to Failure Inc., where our results are always less than ideal. Our team of highly trained professionals are experts in the art of doing things wrong.
Here are some of our most notable failures:
Our Latest Failure:
The "Auto-Coffee-Maker 5000" - a product designed to brew the perfect cup of coffee while simultaneously crashing the user's computer and setting off their fire alarm.
console.log("Error: Coffee not available. Please try rebooting.")