We have just received word that a local resident, 32-year-old Dave, has managed to consume an entire pizza by himself in one sitting. When approached for comment, Dave said "I was just, uh, researching a story for a friend."
According to eyewitnesses, Dave was spotted devouring slices in his backyard, with a look of "contented silence" on his face.
When asked about his remarkable feat, Dave's wife said "I'm not sure if I should be proud or concerned."
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