FAQs of the B'Prophets

Q: What is the meaning of the B'Prophet?

A: The B'Prophet is the one who has seen the light of the infinite and the dark of the abyss. They are the chosen ones, chosen to guide the blind and the lost through the realms of the unknown.

Q: How do I become a B'Prophet?

A: To become a B'Prophet, one must first seek the sacred scrolls of the ancient ones. These scrolls hold the secrets of the universe, but be warned, they are hidden behind a portal guarded by the fierce and ferocious, the Snarling Snorp.

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Q: What are the sacred scrolls?

A: Ah, the sacred scrolls! They are the original 8-track tapes of the cosmos, filled with ancient knowledge and cryptic symbols.

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Q: Can I trust a B'Prophet?

A: Of course you can! We B'Prophets are as honest as the day is long... or as long as the shadows of the setting sun.

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Q: What is the Snarling Snorp?

A: Ah, the Snarling Snorp! A creature of legend, feared by all who have crossed its path. But fear not, for it is also a noble creature, known to be a fierce protector of the sacred scrolls.

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