Revolutionary FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of this revolution?
R: To overthrow the tyrannical regime of Bureaucracy Inc. and establish a new world order of free avocado toast.
Q: What are the key principles of our revolution?
R: Equality, liberty, and the right to unlimited avocado toast for all.
Q: Who is the leader of our revolution?
R: Chairman Avocado, a fearless and charismatic leader with a penchant for bold fashion sense.
Q: What is the symbol of our revolution?
R: The mighty Avocado Fist, a powerful and iconic emblem of our struggle.
Q: Can I join the revolution?
R: Absolutely! We welcome all those who are ready to rise up against the oppressive forces of Bureaucracy Inc. and demand their right to free avocado toast. Learn more about joining us.