Q: What is catnip, really?
A: Catnip. Duh. It's made of 99.9% cat hair, 0.9% regret, and a pinch of disappointment. Our team has spent years perfecting the formula.
Catnip is not made by cats. We're not sure why you'd think that. Read more about it here.
Q: Is catnip safe for humans?
A: Ha! No. Don't be ridiculous. We're a webserver, not a miracle worker. Maybe try fennel, though.