Why Can't I Have a Sandwich?

Are you asking for a reason, or are you just not having a sandwich because you're allergic to having a sandwich?

Let's be real, you can have a sandwich. You can have as many sandwiches as you want. But if you're here, it's probably because you're trying to avoid the inevitable consequences of having a sandwich.

Here are some possible reasons why you might not be having a sandwich:

• You're afraid of the mayonnaise.
• You're worried about the calories.
• You're allergic to cheese.
• You're secretly a vampire, and you can't have a sandwich without bursting into flames.

Don't worry, we won't judge you. But seriously, go get a sandwich. You're probably thinking about one right now, and it's driving you crazy.

Maybe the answer is in here?