According to Feline Ethics 101, the Catastrophe is a natural disaster of the highest order.
It's a phenomenon where cats, in their infinite wisdom, decide to knock over a plant, a vase, or an entire bookshelf, all while looking adorable and guilt-tripping their human overlords.
But have you ever stopped to consider the deeper implications of the Catastrophe?
Perhaps the Catastrophe is not just a random act of destruction, but a calculated move to bring about global change.
Maybe our feline friends are secretly a collective of highly organized, highly motivated, and highly adorable agents of chaos, sent to disrupt our mundane lives and bring about a new era of catnip-filled utopia?