Welcome, human, to the Feline Federation, where cats rule supreme and humans are merely tolerated.
Our constitution is simple: catnip is our currency, belly rubs are our law, and laser pointers are our national pastime.
Explore our subpages to learn more about our feline utopia.
Feline Fashion Feline CuisineCats are known for their love of catnip, but did you know we also enjoy:
Visit our Feline Fun subpages for more on these and other cat-titude-adjusted activities.
Feline Fashion Feline CuisineCats are known for their impeccable style, and we're no exception.
From catnip-scented perfumes to laser-cut collars, we've got it all.
Feline Fun Feline CuisineCats are connoisseurs of fine cuisine, and we're no exception.
From salmon-flavored cat food to cream-based desserts, we've got it all.
Feline Fashion Feline Fun