Welcome to the Feline Logic, where cats rule and humans serve. Our feline overlord, Our Feline King, has decreed that the most efficient use of time is napping, pestering humans, and eating treats. We abide by these laws with the utmost seriousness.
Learn more about Feline Philosophy and how it has shaped our great civilization.
But be warned: our feline overlords are notoriously difficult to please. If you fail to provide adequate belly rubs, treats, or worship, you will be cast out of the Feline Kingdom.
Read about The Great Awakening, a pivotal moment in our feline history that changed the course of our society forever.