Warning: This is a highly classified, top-secret government experiment in feline combat strategy.
Scarred Purser is a cutting-edge battle simulator designed to test the mettle of the most elite feline operatives in the world.
Our state-of-the-art technology utilizes advanced AI-powered laser pointers, high-contrast color schemes, and a patented system of catnip-fueled motivation.
Join us for our latest experiment, Scarred Purser 2.0: The Next Generation, where you'll get to test your skills against the most fearsome felines in the land.
Get certified as a Feline Tactician and join the exclusive Scarred Purser Tactician's Guild, where you'll receive a year's supply of premium cat food and a free laser pointer.
Operation: Whisker-Warrior
Objective: Infiltrate the heavily fortified Feline Overlord's Lair and steal the legendary Golden Treat.
Read the full mission briefing and get ready for deployment.
Our operatives are equipped with: