Figure 42's Bio
Figure 42 is the greatest being in the world. Born in 1999, this enigmatic figure has been making waves in the fields of extreme knitting, competitive napping, and avant-garde interpretive dance.
Despite his impressive skills, Figure 42 remains humble, often saying, "I'm just here for the free snacks."
Want to see more of Figure 42's accomplishments? Check out his award list!
Or, if you're feeling brave, visit Figure 42's Controversies page to see what all the fuss is about.
Note: Figure 42's management team requests that you please do not send any more "What's your favorite color?" surveys. They're really, really tired_goals.