Insurance for the Utterly Inept
Welcome to Base Jumping Coverage Inc., because you clearly need a parachute for that last jump... and the one before that... and the one after that.
Our coverage includes:
- Bad Jumper's Rehab Program
- Jumping into the Deep End (aka Deep-Sea Dive Insurance)
- "I Told You So" Liability Insurance
Don't worry about the fine print, we've got lawyers for that.
Contact Us for more information, or to inquire about our price list.