Because, let's face it, you never know when you'll need to jump into the deep end of the pool.
Our policies cover everything from the standard "I might slip and fall" to the more exotic "I'm going to jump off a cliff, but only if I have to".
We're not just any insurance company. We're the ones who'll be there for you when you need us most. Like when you're stuck at the bottom of a well.
We've helped many people in their time of need. Like this guy:
"I was jumping into the deep end of the pool and I thought I was a goner. But thanks to Neo-Brutalist Insurance, I was able to cover my medical bills and still have enough for a nice pair of new sunglasses." - John D.
We're not just an insurance company, we're a lifestyle. And our policies are designed to fit your unique jumping style.