Alien Abduction Insurance: The Fine Print

Don't let the little green men get you down. Our policies cover the unexpected, the unexplainable, and the unaccounted for.

			**Coverage Includes:**
			Alien Abduction by any means of transportation (beamed, abducted, or kidnapped)
			Lifetime coverage for any number of alien encounters
			Emergency medical evacuation to any planet or moon
		

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