Panic Buying 101: Because You Clearly Need More Stuff

Lesson 1: Why Panic Buying is the Best (Worst?) Idea Ever

Why Panicking is Better than Not Panicking Why You Should Buy More Stuff

Step 1: Gather all your cash, cards, and checkbooks (you know, the usual)

Step 2: Sprint to the store like a lunatic

Step 3: Buy everything in sight! Don't worry about the consequences, you can just file for bankruptcy later

Panic Buying 101: The Art of Losing Your Mind

Financial Disaster: The End Result