Are you tired of being seen as a rational human being? Do you wish to be taken less seriously by society? Look no further than Panic Buying 101!
With our expert guidance, you'll be well on your way to stockpiling enough ramen noodles and toilet paper to last a small country.
In this chapter, we'll cover the intricacies of rationing. Or not. You know, for the sake of appearances.
Continue to Chapter 2: Rationing is for Suckers
Who needs self-control when you can buy 50 pounds of rice? In this chapter, we'll explore the thrill of overbuying and the subsequent guilt that follows.
Continue to Chapter 3: Overbuying is the Best
Let's be real, you're going to crash. But hey, at least you'll have a nice collection of canned goods to last you until the apocalypse!