Forget About a Bank Account 2: Electric Boogaloo

A satirical guide to abandoning all hope

Welcome to the most epic financial disaster of the century! Where the stock market is on fire and your wallet is on the brink of collapse.

You've tried everything: investing, saving, and even eating ramen noodles for 20 years. But now, you're about to take the plunge.

Don't worry, it's not like you're going to lose everything. Oh wait, you're probably going to lose everything.

The market is a cruel mistress, but don't worry, we've got some tips to help you make the most of it!

Sell all your assets, max out your credit cards, and invest in the latest 'I'm with stupid' t-shirts. It's a sure thing, right?

Take it to the next level: Forget About a Bank Account 3: Electric Boogie! Activate Panic Mode: Because who needs a 401k?

Disclaimer: Do not actually do this. Or do it. We're not really sure.

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