Panic Buying: For the Weak
Are you tired of making rational, informed financial decisions? Do you yearn for the thrill of buying stuff on the internet at 3am? Look no further than our guide to panic buying!
With our expert advice, you'll be able to join the ranks of the truly clueless and impulse-buy your way to financial ruin. Don't worry, we won't judge you (much).
But wait, there's more! Our subpage on Panic Buying 101 will teach you the fundamentals of buying things you don't need, when you don't need them. And if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our Advanced Panic Buying Techniques for the truly masochistic investor.
So why wait? Start panic buying today! (Just don't say we didn't warn you...)