Chapter 7: Applying for Multiple Credit Cards
By following these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to financial catastrophe!
Apply for five credit cards, each with a 0% introductory APR and a 0% interest rate. Rinse and repeat for maximum financial disaster.
Apply for 20 credit cards, then use 10 of them to buy unnecessary items, leaving 10 unused and available for future overspending.
Apply for one credit card, then spend $10,000 on a timeshare in a remote village in Nepal. Repeat for maximum financial disaster.
Remember, the key to financial disaster is to apply for multiple credit cards, max out your credit availability, and overspend like a pro!