Investing as a Contact Sport: Throwing Money Around - Step 2
Step 2: Throwing Money Around
Now that you've got your gear (Step 1: Buying a bunch of fancy financial software and a fancy suit), it's time to start throwing money around like a pro!
But don't just throw it anywhere, no no no! You've got to throw it at the right people, like your friends and family who are begging for a loan, or that one guy who's always asking for money on Facebook.
Here are some pro tips:
- Make sure to throw it from a high place, like a mountain or a balcony, to really make it count.
- Use a strong arm to really get the momentum going.
- Don't get discouraged if you miss a few throws, just keep on tossing until you get the hang of it.
Next up, we've got Step 3: Investing as a Contact Sport - Tumbling and Bumbling.
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