Blinging Your 401k with Crypto: A Guide for the Utterly Clueless

Step 1: Invest in a Cryptocurrency That's Not Too Volatile

Don't just throw your money into the void, invest in a coin that's got some real staying power. We recommend Step 2: Buying a Unicorn of a Cryptocurrency, where we'll cover the best ways to spot a gem in the crypto wilds.

• Step 3: Diversify, Diversify, Diversify (Just Like Your Aunt)
• Step 4: Blinging with Leverage (Because Why Not?)
• Step 5: Sell, Sell, Sell (When the Market Crashes)

But wait, there's more! Check out our sister site, Advanced Topics in Crypto Blinging, for in-depth coverage of topics like "How to Bling with DeFi" and "The Art of HODLing Your 401k".