Where fortunes go from cryptic messages to financial advice.
Our team of expert cookie readers (okay, it's just Bob) have developed a proprietary system for extracting valuable insights from fortune cookies.
We use a combination of machine learning algorithms, natural language processing, and pure, unadulterated guesswork to identify trends in the fortunes.
Below is our current index of fortune cookies, categorized by their potential impact on the global economy:
Meet the team behind Fortune Cookie Investing Madness Index:
Bob has been reading fortune cookies for over 20 years and has a Ph.D. in cookieology from the prestigious University of Cookies.