Protocol 3: The Art of Not Dying
Welcome to Protocol 3, the premier course for those seeking to extend their lifespan without actually having to live a long time.
In this course, you'll learn how to identify, deter, and escape from the most deadly species of spider. Don't worry, we won't cover those boring, run-of-the-mill, household spiders. No, no. This is about the exotic, the rare, the truly terrifying spiders that'll make your heart stop.