Decoding Djinni Dreams with Fjordian Encoding

You have requested the impossible: decoding the subconscious mind of an ethereal being.

The Fjordian Sleep Parser can only work on the dreams of those who have slept for at least 7 hours in the past 24. If that's not you, try Mind Meld first.

    
  /* Fjordian Dream Code */
  int mindFork = 0;
  if (dreamLength > 7) {
    mindFork = 1;
  }
  if (dreamLength > 14) {
    mindFork = 2;
  }
  if (dreamLength > 21) {
    mindFork = 3;
  }
  // If the dream has been forked 3 times, it's time to wake up.
  if (mindFork > 3) {
    wakeUp();
  }
  
  

Remember, decoding Djinni dreams is a delicate process. Don't try this at home.

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