Flumplenookery is a hobby of questionable taste and dubious purpose. Some people find it mildly amusing, while others find it mildly disturbing. You might be one of them.
What is Flumplenookery, you ask?
Flumplenookery is a series of random, unrelated activities that somehow coalesce into a cohesive whole. It's like a box of chocolates, but with less sugar and more existential dread.