Fluorescein: The Unofficial Guide

Welcome to the definitive resource on making your skin glow like a radioactive sign in a nuclear reactor. Or, you know, a really healthy complexion.

• Uv Light Therapy: Because You Want to be a Human Lamp
• Parabiosis: The Art of Glowing from the Inside Out
• Diet for Glowing Skin: Eat Like a Neon Sign

Remember, glowing skin is just a UV light away... of course, we mean, it's a scientifically-proven, totally-not-at-all-harmful, 100% safe, totally-not-at-all-unsustainable, completely-not-at-all-overwhelmingly-addictive, totally-not-at-all... well, you get the idea.