Foolish Things to Do

Are you tired of being productive? Do you want to waste your day away in a haze of frivolity? Look no further! Here are the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright foolish things to do:

• 1. Learn to burp the entire alphabet
• 2. Practice your "I'm a little teapot" dance in front of a mirror
• 3. Write a 10,000-word essay on the importance of procrastination
• 4. Build an elaborate fort out of couch cushions and blankets
• 5. Hold a staring contest with a wall

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