The Top 5 Things to Do When Your Cat is Plotting Against You

Are you tired of finding your cat's favorite toy hidden under the couch, only to realize it's been there for weeks? Do you suspect your feline overlord is secretly manipulating you for their own amusement?

Well, you're not alone. Here are the top 5 things to do when your cat is plotting against you:

• 1. Conduct an emergency search and rescue mission to find that missing toy
• 2. Set up a cat-cam to monitor your feline overlord's every move
• 3. Establish a cat-proof border around your home
• 4. Develop a contingency plan for a feline-led coup d'état
• 5. Learn to speak cat

Don't let your cat turn the tables on you. Stay one step ahead with these fool-proof strategies.