Technique 3: The Art of Unconventional Font Stretching

Step 1: The "I'm-trying-to-read-this-but-my-eyes-are-bleeding" Technique

Stretched font size: 300% (because who needs legibility, anyway?)

Learn more about the "OCD-Induced-Insanity" variation.

Subvert the conventional wisdom of tracking! Use negative tracking to create an unreadable mess.

See also: "The Art of Purposeful-Obfuscation" for more on this topic.

Example:

        font-size: 12pt;
        font-weight: bold;
        font-family: 'Arial Black', sans-serif;
        letter-spacing: -0.5pt;
        word-spacing: -2pt;
        text-transform: lowercase;
        text-shadow: 0 0 10px #000;
        text-overflow: ellipsis;
      

      font-family: 'Fanciful', fantasy;
      font-size: 20pt;
      font-weight: bold;
      text-transform: uppercase;
      font-variant: small-caps;