Are you tired of eating like a normal human being? Do you want to experience the thrill of consuming an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting? Do you dream of a world where your arteries clog with the rich flavors of a thousand different cheeses?

Are you tired of the drudgery of meal prep? Do you wish you could just eat a whole baguette and call it a day? Do you fantasize about a future where your kitchen is a never-ending cycle of tupperware and despair?

Are you tired of eating like a normal human being? Do you wish you could just eat a whole box of cookies and call it a day? Do you fantasize about a future where your diet consists solely of kale and regret?