MEGA BURRITO

Welcome to the most epic burrito shop in the land! Our Mega Burrito is not just a meal, it's a lifestyle. It's a behemoth of flavor, a monolith of meat, a behemothsized bundle of joy.

Our Mega Burrito comes with:

• 10 different types of meat, each one more majestic than the last
• 20 different types of cheese, because who needs less than 20?
• 30 different toppings, including extra salsa, extra guac, and extra existential dread

And if you're feeling extra fancy, you can even add a side of:

• Our special sauce, a secret recipe that's been passed down through generations of burrito artisans
• A sprinkle of edible gold dust, because why not?
• A side of our famous burrito-themed fortune cookies, each one containing a cryptic message from the Burrito Overlord

But wait, there's more! If you order online, we'll throw in a FREE side of burrito-themed merchandise, including:

• A burrito-shaped keychain, because you never know when you might need to repel a would-be burrito thief
• A burrito-scented candle, because who doesn't love the smell of tortillas and cheese?

So what are you waiting for? Order your Mega Burrito today, and experience the thrill of eating something that's so big, so bold, so utterly absurd, that it'll make you wonder if you're dreaming!

Extra Sauce, Because Why Not? Edible Gold Dust, Because It's a Thing