At Physicists Are Our Employees, we're not just serving any burritos. We're talking quantum burritos - the perfect blend of matter and energy.
Our team of expert physicists have harnessed the power of quantum entanglement to infuse our burritos with the ultimate flavor combination: Schrödinger's cat and Heisenberg's uncertainty.
But don't just take our word for it! Come for the burritos, stay for the existential dread. Visit our Quantum Physics 101 page to learn more about the science behind our burritos.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Quantum Burrito Challenge, where you'll have to solve a series of increasingly difficult quantum mechanics problems to earn your burrito.
And don't worry, our burritos are certified by the International Association of Physicists for their adherence to the principles of quantum mechanics.
So, come on down and taste the difference that physics makes! Physicist FAQ here.
Our burritos start at $10.99, with prices increasing exponentially with the complexity of the quantum state.
Warning: Our burritos may cause spontaneous combustion of nearby particles. Prolonged exposure may lead to:
Superposition
Wavefunction collapse
Feynman's favorite flavors