Foolish Food

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Specialties

Our kitchen is run by a time-traveling, disco-dancing chef who has a penchant for the finest, most absurd, and most confusing dishes from ancient civilizations.

We offer:

Pythonesian Poutine Frenzy: A poutine dish with a side of pythons.
Cthulhu Cakes: Moist, fluffy cakes with a hint of madness.
Time-Traveling Tacos: Tacos with a side of temporal displacement.

Drinks

Our bar is stocked with the finest, most confusing concoctions from the depths of time and space.

We offer:

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster: A drink that's out of this world.
The Cosmic Cappuccino: A drink that's as confusing as it's delicious.
The Quantum Quake: A drink that'll make your head spin.