Bad Dance Tips for the Utterly Clumsy

Are you a disaster on the dance floor? Do you stumble over your own feet like an intoxicated giraffe? Well, don't worry! We've got you covered. Our expert team of dance instructors (okay, it's just Dave in the basement) have compiled a list of the most terrible, the most awful, the most utterly useless dance tips for the utterly clumsy.

Tips for the Totally Tone-Deaf

Don't worry if you're off-beat, we've got tips for you!

Learn to dance like a logician Dance on a cliff, why not? Spin like a top (literally)