Chronically Late: A Guide to Waking Up, Showering, and Not Being Late

Welcome, fellow chronically late individuals!

Here's a brief rundown of our services:

• Alarms and Coffee: Because Who Needs Sleep?
• Procrastination Techniques: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing
• Time Traveling: Because Who Needs Time Zones?

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our:

• Quantum Superposition: The Art of Being Late Everywhere at Once

Remember, with our expert guidance, you'll be chronically on time in no time!

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