About Us

We are Chronically Late: The Rock of Unconventional Timing, a team of experts in the field of deliberate tardiness. Our mission is to redefine the concept of punctuality and show the world that it's not just about being on time, but about creating an aura of mystery and intrigue.

Our team consists of:

• Rocky LaRue, CEO and Chief Tardiness Officer
• Dr. Emma Timepiece, PhD in Chronology
• Johny "The Late" Lattimer, Master of the Art of Procrastination

Meet Our Mentors, who have guided us in our journey to become the most unorthodox timekeepers in the industry.

Our Pledge, to always be late, but never uninviting.

Our Guilty Pleas, to all the people we've kept waiting.

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