Foolish Rock's Chronically Late FAQ & Disclaimer

Q: Why are you always late?

A: It's not our fault. We're just allergic to punctuality.

Q: Do you have any advice on how to be on time?

Ha! You think we'd be any good at giving advice on that? We're more like "Chronically Late" experts.

Q: Is your food always cold?

Well, it's not like we're running on "Rock and Roll" time. We're more like "Rock and Stop" time.

Disclaimer

Please be aware that our website may not be suitable for those with a strong sense of time. Prolonged exposure may cause: dizziness, headaches, and spontaneous combustion.

Or not.