Q: Why are you so late?
A: Because I'm stuck in a timeloop, duh! I'm trying to fix it, but my clock's stuck on repeat.
Q: Can you just travel through time and fix it for me?
Uh, no. I'm not exactly sure how that works. But I did try using a toaster, a rubber chicken, and a microwave. Let's just say that was a real time-sink.
Q: Can you just tell me the correct time?
Sorry, I'm still trying to get the hang of it. But I did manage to set my clock to "Who Cares?" mode. That's about as accurate as I can get.
Q: Can I help?
No, just stay away from the toaster. It's still a work in progress.
Q: What's with all the neon lights?
I found them in a dumpster behind a 80s video arcade. They're perfect for creating a time-traveling ambiance, don't you think?
Q: Can I get a refund for all the times I've been late?Refund Policy