Welcome to the most delayed, most sluggish, most utterly hopeless toilet paper delivery service in the world!
Our products are guaranteed to make you late for your meetings, your appointments, and your social engagements.
Order now and experience the thrill of Super SIZED SORRIES!
Or, if you're feeling Regrettable Rolls are more your style.
We have a wide range of toilet paper products that will make you question your life choices.
Our Extra Large Eco Rolls are made from 100% recycled material, but not too recycled.
Our Regularly Regrettable Rolls are made from 0% recycled material, because who needs that?