Extreme Procrastination: The Art of Doing Nothing

Learn the ancient techniques of the most productive individuals in history: doing nothing.

Techniques:

• Extreme Procrastination Through Bingeing
• Extreme Procrastination Through Video Games
• Extreme Procrastination Through Pretending To Work

Expert Advice:

From the great procrastinator, Bob Ross:

"As a painter, I can assure you that the most important part of creating art is not the actual creation, but the time you spend deciding what to wear that day."

Or as the great procrastinator, Homer Simpson:

"Mmm... Extreme Procrastination is just like donuts. You know, you know, you know, it's just... Mmm..."