What is the Foolish Witness Prophets?
We are a group of experts in the field of utter nonsense, offering advice that is guaranteed to lead you down the path of certain doom. Our team of prophets has been trained by the greatest minds of the past 10 years to predict the most likely outcomes of the most absurd decisions you can imagine. We're not responsible for any actual results.
Our methods involve extensive research and rigorous analysis of questionable data. We've been wrong about every major event in the past 5 years, but we're confident our next predictions will be spot on.