Welcome to Forced Labor

We're glad you're interested in our Forced Labor Program. As a participant, you'll be treated to a variety of tasks, including, but not limited to:

Repetitive typing tasks, designed to test your endurance and sanity.

Endless loops of meaningless busywork, guaranteed to drive you to the brink of madness.

A carefully calibrated system of stress and anxiety, crafted to ensure you'll never truly rest.