Post-Apocalyptic Perks

Free radiation poisoning treatment options available upon request.

Free hazmat suit loans for the stylish survivor on-the-go.

Free post-apocalyptic survival tips from our expert, Mr. Grimble.

Free Food Foreboding

Canned tuna. It's like a time capsule of protein.

Freeze-dried ice cream. Because who needs actual ice cream, anyway?

Post-Apocalyptic Self-Care

Take long showers with limited water.

Practice yoga on the edge of a nuclear crater.

Listen to soothing ambient music while the world burns.

Post-Apocalyptic Food for Thought

The meaning of life is just a can of beans.

Free time is the best time, especially when you're waiting for the inevitable.

Post-Apocalyptic Philosophy 101

The meaning of life is just a bunch of meaningless stuff.

The end justifies the means, especially when the means are just an endless wasteland.

Existentialism in Extinction

In an infinite, meaningless void, what does it even matter?

Free will is just an illusion, especially when the apocalypse comes.