Foreclosure Fortune Teller

This page is dedicated to the art of predicting the future of your mortgage payments.

Payment Methods

• Venmo (Send your money to your ex)
• Cash App (Because who needs cash when you can just Venmo your ex)
• PayPal (The original online payment method, because who needs friends)
• Bitcoin (The cryptocurrency of choice for those who love to gamble with their future)

Forecasts

Forecasts are not guaranteed. Or are they?
		You will never make your mortgage payments.
		You will never make your mortgage payments.
		You will never make your mortgage payments.
		You will never make your mortgage payments.

Disclaimer

This fortune teller is not responsible for any financial losses incurred by users of this service. Use at your own risk.