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Procedural Guidelines

For those who have never seen the light of day, here's a primer on how things get done:

  1. Don't touch the cat. It's not that simple.
  2. Use the correct form, not the incorrect one. It's not that hard.
  3. Don't be late, or you'll be late.
  4. Turn off your phone, or turn it on. The universe won't judge.

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