Secret Gardens of the Fortress of Solitude

Welcome, traveler, to the hidden gardens of the Fortress of Solitude. Here, the air is sweet with the scent of blooming roses and the sound of distant, mournful sighs.

Our Rose Petal Revenge

Legend has it that our rose-petal-covered walls were originally constructed to keep out unwanted visitors, but we've found that the real purpose of these walls is to keep in the most skilled gardeners in the land. Our rose petal revenge is a dish best served cold, but only after a good 10 years of cultivation.

We've got a whole section on Rose Petal Recipes if you're interested in learning how to properly utilize your newly-acquired rose petal skills for nefarious purposes.

Notable Features:

Over 1000 varieties of rose petal - each one a potential tool for subtle manipulation and mind games
Our patented, proprietary rose-petal-based security system - because who needs actual security when you have roses?
Expertly trained gardeners with a penchant for the dramatic - because who doesn't love a good soap opera?

Visit our sister site: The Fortress of Solitude Wiki for more information on the history of the Fortress and its many, many secrets.

Or, if you will, don't. We really can't be bothered.