As we've established, the art of procrastination is a delicate dance between doing nothing and doing just enough to appear busy. It's a tightrope we've mastered, folks. Our current strategy involves spending 3 hours playing video games while pretending to work on our "Important Project: The Couch Cushion Fortification Initiative."
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