Fortune Teller 3000

Get your daily dose of absurdity here!

Or, you know, just because you're bored.

Choose a fortune from the following options:

• Get a completely accurate and not-at-all- fabricated prediction
• Get a completely random and probably false fortune from our team of highly trained monkeys
• Get a fortune that will leave you questioning everything

Contact our team of highly paid and slightly-better-than-average seers to report any errors or discrepancies in our fortunetelling