THE ILLUMINATI

Secret Society of the Elite

Where the Illuminati members gather to plot world domination, one cappuccino at a time.

Recipe for Mind Control Attend a Meeting (if you dare)

MEMBERS

Some notable members of the Illuminati include:

• Bill Gates - Our resident billionaire
• Elon Musk - Our resident mad scientist
• George Soros - Our resident puppet master

Read more about Elon's schemes

AGENDAS

Our secret agendas include:

• World Domination
• Free Pizza for Everyone
• The End of the World as We Know It (TGWK)

Read our manifestos

TOOLS

Our tools of the trade include:

• The Mind Control Ray Gun
• The Disappearing Act
• The Invisibility Potion

See our most diabolical inventions