Free Tier

For the most discerning, yet penniless, user.

Here are our free-tier options:

• Zero Configuration: We won't even give you a manual.
• Optional Support: We'll try to answer your questions, but no promises.

View our low-resolution image gallery, featuring only 3 images.

Enjoy the mediocrity.

Terms of Service: Because who reads those, anyway?

Privacy Policy: We'll never sell your info, but no guarantees on the free coffee in our break room.

Free to go!